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Sunday, July 16, 2006
Deathday 2006
[ZOMBiE CyGiG] ranted at 1:42 AM --- Post#115298537592239054

Most Guai Lan Present
This must be the most unique deathday present i got:

A cartoon underwear from Tomato! It looks a bit small for me but its made of quite tough material unlike other underwear. Its specially made to reduce visible STAIN, in ANY COLOUR. Cool huh! How considerate! Summore my name is imprinted on it!

Most Cool Present
Well Well Well...this isnt all, this is in fact cooler:

Isnt this the familiar result slip. I mean i have got such a nice result! The teachers complimented me by underlining them! Weeee!!!

Click the above to see full result slip!

Overclock my Stomach (Friday)
Met up with Tomato who decided to celebrate my deathday with me. Well from AMK to Bedok is a freaking hour plus trip, sit until my back pain like mad on the bus. We hit the Pizza Hut. Being a vegetarian, Tomato ordered the Veggie Pizza w/o onion, and since she cant drink the soup, i have got 2 serving.

Ordering half way, my mum called. She asked me to hurry home. I told her im having lunch (its like 5.30pm liao...). She said wanna go restaurant to eat Silly-lanka crab. WTF. CRAB! YES LAH! I like chilli one, hot hot hiong hiong.

I already had some digestive problem. I keep feeling like wanna lao sai that kinda tummy pain, but no lao sao come out. Bowels normal. So its just pain and pain and wun go away! Kai Yang suspected im growing womb and menstruating and ask me dun waste the blood. go donate to the AJC blood drive thingy.

The way Tomato ate pizza is like fuck. She will sprinkle, or rather pout one layer of chilli, then one thick layer of powder cheese, then one thick layer of chilli again. I stress tested my stomach by following her:

Later on in the nite, went to eat my chilli crab at East Coast Long Beach. WTF there so crowded, cannot sit outside enjoy sea breeze. Take damn long to take orders...cos business too good liao.

Went back home, stomach pain like mad...cannot tahan...someone gimme a pad please...

Family Day (Saturday)
Nothing much. But this is one of the better family day carnival i went. Free flow of candy floss and popcorns and ice cream and drinks. Also screening Ice Age 2 in the dark on big screen on the field. Oh ya its at labrador park there, beri windy.

I saw these:

Wah lao...koped our ideas de ah....some Gladiator.

Why Deathday
Why i insist on calling my birthday my deathday? And im -218 years old le. Ok let me exprain:

"200" means the 2 freaking years in AJC that feels like 200 years so long.
"18" is my actual age.
So we add together im 218 years old.

But im a ZOMBiE, zombies are all dead. Thats why there is a negative in front.
Lived -218 years old.
OR
Dead 218 years old, since 1 yrs dead is -1 yrs alive.

So im -218 years old, celebrating 218th Deathday!

So sad
So sad not much remembered the day i died. Well 2006 deathday isnt fun after all. So sad.

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