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Sunday, October 22, 2006
The Internet is for Porn!
[ZOMBiE CyGiG] ranted at 2:10 PM --- Post#116149853522509979

This is right for all those girls who refuse to believe 99% of the guys surf porn...



KATE: The internet is really really great
TREKKIE MONSTER: For porn
KATE: I’ve got a fast connection so i don’t have to wait
TREKKIE: For porn
KATE: Huh? There's always some new site,
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: I browse all day and night
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: It's like i’m surfing at the speed of light
TREKKIE: For porn!
KATE: Trekkie!

TREKKIE: The internet is for porn
KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for porn,
KATE: What are you doing!?
TREKKIE: Why you think the net was born? Porn porn porn!

KATE:Treee—kkie!
TREKKIE: Oh hello kate monster
KATE: You are ruining my song
TREKKIE: Oh me sorry, me no mean to
KATE: Well if you wouldnt mind please being quiet for a minute so i can finish?
TREKKIE: Me no talkie
KATE: Good

KATE: I’m glad we have this new technology
TREKKIE: For porn
KATE: Which gives us untold opportunity
TREKKIE: For por—oops, sorry
KATE: Right from you own desktop
TREKKIE: For ---
KATE: You can research browse and shop, until you’ve had enough and your ready to stop
TREKKIE: FOR PORN!!


KATE: Trekkie!
TREKKIE: The internet is for porn!
KATE: Noooo
TREKKIE: The internet if for porn!
KATE: Trekkie
TREKKIE: Me up all night honking me horn to porn, porn, porn!

KATE: That’s gross you’re a pervert
TREKKIE: Ah, sticks and stones Kate monster
KATE: NO really, your a pervert, normal people don’t sit at home and look at porn on the internet
TREKKIE: Ohhhh?
KATE: What?!
TREKKIE: You have no idea. Ready normal people?

NORMAL PEOPLE: Ready--- ready ----ready
TREKKIE: Let me hear it!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON: Sorry kate
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
PRINCETON: I masturbate!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: All these guys unzip their flies! For porn, porn, porn!
KATE: The internet is not for porn!!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: PORN!, PORN, P---

KATE: HOLD ON A SECOND! Now i know for a fact that you, Rob, check your portfolio and trade stocks online
ROB: That’s correct.

KATE: And Brian, you buy things on Amazon.com
BRIAN: Sure!

KATE: And Gary, you keep selling your possesions on Ebay
GARY: Yes I do!

KATE: And Princeton, you sent me that sweet online birthday card
PRINCETON: True!

TREKKIE: Oh, but Kate-What you think he do . . .after? hmm?

PRINCETON: . .yeah

KATE: EEEWWWWW!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
KATE: Gross!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: The internet is for porn!
KATE: I hate porn
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Grab your dick and double click
KATE: I hate you men!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: For porn, porn, porn!
(harmonizing) porn, porn, porn, porn

KATE: I’m leaving!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn, porn
KATE: I hate the internet!
TREKKIE AND GUYS: Porn, porn, porn, porn

TREKKIE: The internet is for
TREKKIE AND SOME: The internet is for
TREKKIE AND ALL: The internet is for PORN!
TREKKIE: YEAH!



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