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Tuesday, October 17, 2006
Why making love is shiok?
[ZOMBiE CyGiG] ranted at 2:43 PM --- Post#116106839584489514
Lame Joke...got this over my phone. I did a translation as well.
有一天， 儿子问爸爸问题。
儿子：为什么做爱会舒服？
爸爸：就像你挖鼻孔一样，当然舒服啦！
儿子：为什么男生没女生舒服？
爸爸：因为舒服的是鼻孔，不是手指阿！
儿子：为什么女生被强暴时会很难过？
爸爸： 如果有一天你在路上，有陌生人突然挖你的鼻孔，你会舒服吗？
儿子：为什么月经来时就不会做爱？
爸爸：你流鼻血了，还会挖鼻孔吗？
儿子：为什么男生不爱戴保险套？
爸爸：你挖鼻孔会戴手套吗？
爸爸真时好聪明喔~！
Translation:
One day, Ah Boy asked PaPa some questions...
Ah Boy: PaPa, why making love is shiok?
PaPa: Its just like you picking your nose, of course shiok lah!
Ah Boy: PaPa, then why is the gal feeling more shiok than the guy?!
PaPa: Of Course Lah! Its your nose that is shiok, not your finger mah...
Ah Boy:PaPa, why when gals get raped they feel tellyburry upset?
PaPa: You see ah, if you walk on the street then someone anyhow pick your nose, you happy anot? You buay song rite!
Ah Boy: Why when gals having period, cannot make love?
PaPa: Your nose bleed liao will you still pick it with your fingers?
Ah Boy: oooo...then PaPa...why men dun like to wear condoms?
PaPa: YOU GOT WEAR GLOVES PICK NOSE ONE?! Dun have rite...
Wah....PaPa so clever !!!
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Why making love is shiok?
[ZOMBiE CyGiG] ranted at 2:43 PM --- Post#116106839584489514
Lame Joke...got this over my phone. I did a translation as well.
有一天， 儿子问爸爸问题。
儿子：为什么做爱会舒服？
爸爸：就像你挖鼻孔一样，当然舒服啦！
儿子：为什么男生没女生舒服？
爸爸：因为舒服的是鼻孔，不是手指阿！
儿子：为什么女生被强暴时会很难过？
爸爸： 如果有一天你在路上，有陌生人突然挖你的鼻孔，你会舒服吗？
儿子：为什么月经来时就不会做爱？
爸爸：你流鼻血了，还会挖鼻孔吗？
儿子：为什么男生不爱戴保险套？
爸爸：你挖鼻孔会戴手套吗？
爸爸真时好聪明喔~！
Translation:
One day, Ah Boy asked PaPa some questions...
Ah Boy: PaPa, why making love is shiok?
PaPa: Its just like you picking your nose, of course shiok lah!
Ah Boy: PaPa, then why is the gal feeling more shiok than the guy?!
PaPa: Of Course Lah! Its your nose that is shiok, not your finger mah...
Ah Boy:PaPa, why when gals get raped they feel tellyburry upset?
PaPa: You see ah, if you walk on the street then someone anyhow pick your nose, you happy anot? You buay song rite!
Ah Boy: Why when gals having period, cannot make love?
PaPa: Your nose bleed liao will you still pick it with your fingers?
Ah Boy: oooo...then PaPa...why men dun like to wear condoms?
PaPa: YOU GOT WEAR GLOVES PICK NOSE ONE?! Dun have rite...
Wah....PaPa so clever !!!
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